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Avoid Having Your Beach Look Like a Sausage Factory


The best way to feel like you are not at your local Costco meat section is to be sure all the boys wear board shorts over their wetsuits. In this highly male-populated sport, please respect others and wrap your package with a nice pair of boardies.

Although this may not have hit the windsurfing beaches, let's make the effort to keep it covered at the kite beaches. Could you imagine seeing a wakeboarder wearing a full wetsuit with no boardies? It just wouldn't look right!

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2 Responses to “Avoid Having Your Beach Look Like a Sausage Factory”

  1. rancha says:

    gooood! this is ridiculous!

  2. Sausage Links says:

    Wow!!! I think I might have to go throw all of my kite gear in the garbage after reading this article! Are you kidding me…boardshorts over a wetsuit?!?! As a surfer from california, I can not even comprehend the level of kookiness that it would display if some showed up at let's say the swamis with boardshorts over their wetsuit…I think the hippees would even punch you in the face! Next thing I know somebody is going to be on here telling people that it's proper to wear whitey-tidies under their boardshorts!!! I mean come on…You never hear girls complain about football players in tight pants… and for that matter, I've never had a problem meeting girls on the beach while sporting a nice tight wetsuit… So…I guess the point is. Don't blame you lady problems on the fact that your "boys" aren't rockin' shorts over their "boys"…blame the fact that they can't keep girls interested long enough to want what those boardies are covering up. I'd love to hear all of your justifications to wearing boardies over your wettie!!!

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